From Dingle up to Derry (And it’s all with thanks to Gerry)
My order book is filling by the day
I’m the Ballymurphy Knitter
I got a mention on the Twitter
I’ve a week or so to try and make some hay
From Malin Head to Kerry, we pay homage to our Gerry
(And don’t let little typos block our way)
I’m the Ballymurphy Knitter
(and if I’m honest, you’re all bitter)
For the rate of only ten percent a day
Let the little man make merry while poking fun at Blessed Gerry
But he helps the small business on its way
I’m the Ballymurphy Knitter
With lovely sweaters that’ll fit her
And a ‘friend’ who’ll always help me make you pay
The accusations, they are very detrimental to Saint Gerry
While he struggles to keep publicity at bay
But I’m the Ballymurphy Knitter
And the pal of a hard hitter
People really have to watch the things they say
So take a plane or catch a ferry and all talk is of “White Gerry”
How he “slaved” to show fellow Irishmen the way
I’m the Ballymurphy Knitter
Quite a star on the ‘aul Twitter
And certainly never in the IRA
