The Accidental Taoiseach, he never says a thing

Austerity and misery is all that he will bring

About self important quangos, you’ll never hear him shout

And when you want to question him…..

The boss is always out

He took our meagre wages

His bond holders to bail

Where’s Mc Kenny the mystery cat?

He’s Ireland’s Finest Gael

 

“Good health we want oh Leader” hear the people sing

But Universal Social Charge is all that he will bring

He loves Bankers earning millions of that there is no doubt

And when we took their debts on…..

The boss he had no clout

Tell them they should earn less

Or the economy will fail

Where’s Mc Kenny the mystery cat?

He’s Ireland’s Finest Gael

 

“Give us precious water” to the essentials we must cling

But property tax and extra VAT is all that he will bring

Holding onto power is what it’s all about

Tell nothing to the people……

Retain a surly pout

Watch him try and dodge us

Up every hill and dale

Where’s Mc Kenny the mystery cat?

He’s Ireland’s Finest Gael

 

His silence it is deafening but maybe that’s the sting

Because garbage PR soundbites is all that he will bring

Shaking hands with babies is what he’s all about

And kissing startled pensioners

Sipping balls of malt and stout

And when against unfairness

The people start to rail

No Mc Kenny the mystery cat

He’s Ireland’s Finest Gael