The Accidental Taoiseach, he never says a thing
Austerity and misery is all that he will bring
About self important quangos, you’ll never hear him shout
And when you want to question him…..
The boss is always out
He took our meagre wages
His bond holders to bail
Where’s Mc Kenny the mystery cat?
He’s Ireland’s Finest Gael
“Good health we want oh Leader” hear the people sing
But Universal Social Charge is all that he will bring
He loves Bankers earning millions of that there is no doubt
And when we took their debts on…..
The boss he had no clout
Tell them they should earn less
Or the economy will fail
Where’s Mc Kenny the mystery cat?
He’s Ireland’s Finest Gael
“Give us precious water” to the essentials we must cling
But property tax and extra VAT is all that he will bring
Holding onto power is what it’s all about
Tell nothing to the people……
Retain a surly pout
Watch him try and dodge us
Up every hill and dale
Where’s Mc Kenny the mystery cat?
He’s Ireland’s Finest Gael
His silence it is deafening but maybe that’s the sting
Because garbage PR soundbites is all that he will bring
Shaking hands with babies is what he’s all about
And kissing startled pensioners
Sipping balls of malt and stout
And when against unfairness
The people start to rail
No Mc Kenny the mystery cat
He’s Ireland’s Finest Gael