We’re on the cusp of an election Have you seen the selection? A Hobson’s choice with no direction Oh God grant us all protection From this witless mal collection With whom we have no...
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The Ballad of Mary Lou

My Friends I have a story, a tale I need to tell About my young life in a warzone, in the place that’s known as hell To be a true Republican you must march...
The Honest Politician……

In these times of great Austerity it’s wonderful to know That trust in our fine fine leaders continues but to grow Unlike that Dicky Nixon who lied at Watergate We’ve never ever heard a...
Ode to Irish Water

The people have spoken They took to the street To crank up the pressure To turn up the heat Your everyman’s broke And is giving no quarter Are they taking the piss? They’ll never...
Beanzie laments an All Ireland without the Dubs

DUFFER: Howya Paval can I have one ‘a them Americanos and a hot chocolate made with water only for Beanzie BEANZIE: Tell him I don’t want any marsh mallows. DUFFER: He knows ye don’t...
Beanzie takes on Irish Water ….

DUFFER: Would ye not tell him yourself Paval? BEANZIE: Would he not tell me what himself? DUFFER: He’s sayin’ that from today he has to charge ye extra for Hot Chocolate with water cause...