BEANZIE: So Taoiseach can we have your thoughts on Brexit? ENDA: Without a doubt it is the most important meal of the day and I personal favour porridge for it’s nutritional value. BEANZIE: No...
Tagged: Ireland
The Honest Politician……
In these times of great Austerity it’s wonderful to know That trust in our fine fine leaders continues but to grow Unlike that Dicky Nixon who lied at Watergate We’ve never ever heard a...
I Wish I Was Bankrupt
I wish I owed millions and then I could get The house of my dreams and my own private Jet I’d head to the Hamptons where bankers are rife And I’d ‘gift’ 20 million...
Ode to Irish Water
The people have spoken They took to the street To crank up the pressure To turn up the heat Your everyman’s broke And is giving no quarter Are they taking the piss? They’ll never...
Beanzie on coming out……..
BEANZIE: Tell him I want three squirts ‘a the chocolate sauce. There’s no taste if ye don’t get three squirts. DUFFER: Three squirts Paval. Sorry wha? He says he always gives ye three squirts....
Beanzie analyses the budget
DUFFER: Two pints please Eamon while we can still afford them. Ask him wha? BEANZIE: Ask me wha? DUFFER: He was just sayin’ that you once said you’d never follow the pint once it...
Twink’s dog
My Friends I have a lesson I certainly have a tale About how Showbiz partnerships Are destined but to fail I was runnin’ round and havin’ fun Barkin’ with me mates When a vision...
