“It’s just for the publicity” says the man with the right Hook (But isn’t that the crux of it if he’d only care to look) Have we reached the point as people where we...
Tagged: Dublin
Return to the Hill
On sacred ground on September days They stride the hallowed sod Humble men with special skill Yet mighty like a God And when their days are over When the roaring crowd stands still They...
The Ballad of Gerald and Lisa
Where were you when Jack was shot, From on that grassy knoll? And where were you when Packie saved Timofte’s well hit ball? Did you stop to have a look When the Berlin wall...
What’s the point of The Spire?
Duffer: Two pints Eamon and two packages ‘a Manahattan nuts. Wha? Ah good one Eamon Beanzie: What’s a good one? What did he say? Duffer: He said we’ll have to call them Cock and...
Beanzie and Duffer figure out where their local is
DUFFER: No Paval, It’s “get up the yard, ye smell ‘a Benjy’ ……not Beanzie. Ah right BEANZIE: What did he say? DUFFER: He said he knows what it is. BEANZIE: Oh does he now………....
Beanzie laments an All Ireland without the Dubs
DUFFER: Howya Paval can I have one ‘a them Americanos and a hot chocolate made with water only for Beanzie BEANZIE: Tell him I don’t want any marsh mallows. DUFFER: He knows ye don’t...
Beanzie takes on Irish Water ….
DUFFER: Would ye not tell him yourself Paval? BEANZIE: Would he not tell me what himself? DUFFER: He’s sayin’ that from today he has to charge ye extra for Hot Chocolate with water cause...
