I Wish I Was Bankrupt

I wish I owed millions and then I could get The house of my dreams and my own private Jet I’d head to the Hamptons where bankers are rife And I’d ‘gift’ 20 million...

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What’s the point of The Spire?

Duffer:  Two pints Eamon and two packages ‘a Manahattan nuts.  Wha?  Ah good one Eamon Beanzie:  What’s a good one?  What did he say? Duffer:  He said we’ll have to call them Cock and...

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Ode to Irish Water

The people have spoken They took to the street To crank up the pressure To turn up the heat Your everyman’s broke And is giving no quarter Are they taking the piss? They’ll never...

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Beanzie’s Lament

What have they done to my beloved Raheny? It’s all Cock and Bull and so damn unseemly When did our village become such a town? Why did they tear the memories down?   Once...

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