On sacred ground on September days They stride the hallowed sod Humble men with special skill Yet mighty like a God And when their days are over When the roaring crowd stands still They...
Delaney the Donkey…..

Now Delaney is a donkey the FAI has hired Completely bloody sneaky he should be feckin’ fired A bolt in every orifice keepin’ on his head And an arse to let you know which...
The Ballad of John Delaney

It’s the strangest little Country for a celebrity such as I Who prays for anonymity, far from the hue and cry As I tweeted on the twitter #bitteriswhatyisare The way you make it hard...
In Support of the Dunnes Workers

You value me at zero so there’s nothing down for me, You won’t give me any time but you want my soul for free I need to plan a life where I know what...
Wandering Wagon …….. The Tale of Judge and O’Brien

A jolly old fool with plenty of money Bright garish suits and jokes, most not funny He loves so to eat, usually taxpayer pie Though when he is teased he’s known then to cry He...
A Limerick for the day that’s in it…….

There once was a country which saw The benefit of siding with grá They returned from all over From Durban to Dover And delivered a very big Tá
May 2015

What does it take to garner sense By saying yes to the Marriage bill Not viewing through an intolerant lens And lack of human care, until You’ve sucked the life blood from your...
The Ballad of Mary Lou

My Friends I have a story, a tale I need to tell About my young life in a warzone, in the place that’s known as hell To be a true Republican you must march...
Beanzie and Duffer analyze the benefits of having two ‘aul wans……..

Duffer: Two pints of your best porter please Eamon Beanzie: Is that not one ‘a them Oxymorons……. Eamon and best porter in the same sentence Duffer: Ah good one Eamon,………He says the only Poxy...
The Honest Politician……

In these times of great Austerity it’s wonderful to know That trust in our fine fine leaders continues but to grow Unlike that Dicky Nixon who lied at Watergate We’ve never ever heard a...