Ode to Louis….

There once was a factor called X Where voting was done via text But when they shafted poor Louis Who made the women all gooey They lost the one symbol of sex

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The Accidental Taoiseach

The Accidental Taoiseach, he never says a thing Austerity and misery is all that he will bring About self important quangos, you’ll never hear him shout And when you want to question him….. The...

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A Boy Named Sue ……

There once was a boy named Sue Because Sue was all he could do Ye couldn’t look at him crooked Cause he’d Sue ya and Fug it You’d end up it the deepest Do...

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Murrisk Abbey

It’s a quiet place to be Where ghosts whisper their long lost secrets And how the lost generations Gather to catch the news That they never tire of hearing   It’s wild and rugged...

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Banging the Drumm

Revel in the noise of a hollow Drumm Nothing inside but a vacuous hum Bringing back the beat to face the band Loudest vessel in the musical land Acoustic, electric, bombastic sound Listen for the...

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Epitaph

What will be my epitaph? “He neither bent the knee nor tipped the cap” Will they praise me when I’m gone? Will Bono pen a tribute song? Who will wail and what teeth will...

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Berkeley Lament

Arriving in a bolt of light with beauty wit and charm Cradled to their family’s breast where they never came to harm Striving to be something while always seeing love Beautiful young flowers, gentle...

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