The people have spoken
They took to the street
To crank up the pressure
To turn up the heat
Your everyman’s broke
And is giving no quarter
Are they taking the piss?
They’ll never pass water

In Late night committees
And early morn sessions
They’re spinning to death
Some petty concessions
Next year at the ballot
They’ll be lambs to the slaughter
Are they taking the piss?
They’ll never pass water

It’s a semi state quango
Drawing bonus and pensions
With private consultants
They’d rather not mention
Where the duck sticks his bill
We’ll be copying each quarter
Are they taking the piss?
They’ll never pass water

Installing of meters 
Was wide as a yard
But crime had to stop
While they used all the guards
Please don’t protest
Be compliant as you ought ta
Are they taking the piss?
They’ll never pass water

We had Property Tax 
And then USC
A tariff on washing
On having a pee
Oh and charges as well
On each son and each daughter
Now they’re taking the piss
They’ll never pass water