A jolly old fool with plenty of money
Bright garish suits and jokes, most not funny
He loves so to eat, usually taxpayer pie
Though when he is teased he’s known then to cry
He calls Barrister the Giant to tell him his tale
(With him in his corner he just cannot fail)
Barrister loves cash, it helps him to shine
My friends it’s the tale of Judge and O’Brien
Now our hero loves phones and tills that are ringing
As E Sat by his desk, his pet Lowry singing
Songs that are TENDER and would bring you to tears
About loving the money and how to make it for years
But when he is challenged he lets out a sigh
And Barrister the Giant appears from the sky
“Yes oh great master, is there somebody lyin?”
“You’re a right Windy Wagon” says Judge to O’Brien
Now Judge doesn’t like with one fibre of his paw
The idea that the wealthy can toy with the law
He chastises O’Brien and takes him to task
But it doesn’t take long for the loss of the mask
The Barrister appears to start poor Judge a sweating
But our brave little Judge soon has Barrister fretting
“I’ll stick to my guns because right it is mine”
“We’ll make you eat Crow” says Judge to O’Brien
So he rolls up the Wagon to the steps of the Dail
The suit has improved, the demeanour is Royal
His greatest role now is that of the Fox
(But at least in the program he goes back in his box)
“TD’s pray be silent or I’ll unleash the Giant
And I’ll use my big stick to make you compliant”
Rise up now great country there’s no point in cryin’
“You’re the Dog in the Manger” says Judge to O’Brien
