From Dingle up to Derry (And it’s all with thanks to Gerry) My order book is filling by the day I’m the Ballymurphy Knitter I got a mention on the Twitter I’ve a week...
Category: Politics
Boulevard of Broken Promises

We’re on the cusp of an election Have you seen the selection? A Hobson’s choice with no direction Oh God grant us all protection From this witless mal collection With whom we have no...
Shannon Fence Sense

Cead míle míle fáilte, you’re welcome to our door Will ye buy a little duty free as you head off to the war? There’s a special here on airplane fuel and like your foreign...
The Accidental Taoiseach

The Accidental Taoiseach, he never says a thing Austerity and misery is all that he will bring About self important quangos, you’ll never hear him shout And when you want to question him….. The...
Delaney the Donkey…..

Now Delaney is a donkey the FAI has hired Completely bloody sneaky he should be feckin’ fired A bolt in every orifice keepin’ on his head And an arse to let you know which...
The Ballad of John Delaney

It’s the strangest little Country for a celebrity such as I Who prays for anonymity, far from the hue and cry As I tweeted on the twitter #bitteriswhatyisare The way you make it hard...
In Support of the Dunnes Workers

You value me at zero so there’s nothing down for me, You won’t give me any time but you want my soul for free I need to plan a life where I know what...
Wandering Wagon …….. The Tale of Judge and O’Brien

A jolly old fool with plenty of money Bright garish suits and jokes, most not funny He loves so to eat, usually taxpayer pie Though when he is teased he’s known then to cry He...
May 2015

What does it take to garner sense By saying yes to the Marriage bill Not viewing through an intolerant lens And lack of human care, until You’ve sucked the life blood from your...
The Ballad of Mary Lou

My Friends I have a story, a tale I need to tell About my young life in a warzone, in the place that’s known as hell To be a true Republican you must march...