Duffer: Two pints of your best porter please Eamon Beanzie: Is that not one ‘a them Oxymorons……. Eamon and best porter in the same sentence Duffer: Ah good one Eamon,………He says the only Poxy...
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Beanzie and Duffer figure out where their local is

DUFFER: No Paval, It’s “get up the yard, ye smell ‘a Benjy’ ……not Beanzie. Ah right BEANZIE: What did he say? DUFFER: He said he knows what it is. BEANZIE: Oh does he now………....
Beanzie reflects on the changes in Raheny

DUFFER: He’s callin’ your name. BEANZIE: No he isn’t. He’s shoutin’ somethin’ about Breezy. DUFFER: Yeh that’s you…..the hot chocolate. BEANZIE: Why do I go to the trouble of tellin’ them me name every...
Beanzie contemplates changing his name

BEANZIE: I’m changin’ to Johnny DUFFER: Changin’ what to Johnny? BEANZIE: The name on the cup DUFFER: What are ya on about? BEANZIE: That new young one, she was callin Beefy for about five...
Beanzie assesses Duffer’s fitness regime

DUFFER: Two pints please Eamon. Actually giv us a Herdinger non alcoholic. I’m doin’ the gym in the mornin’. I’ll ask him. Beanzie do you want a Herdinger non alcoholic? BEANZIE: I do in...
Beanzie laments an All Ireland without the Dubs

DUFFER: Howya Paval can I have one ‘a them Americanos and a hot chocolate made with water only for Beanzie BEANZIE: Tell him I don’t want any marsh mallows. DUFFER: He knows ye don’t...
Beanzie analyses the budget

DUFFER: Two pints please Eamon while we can still afford them. Ask him wha? BEANZIE: Ask me wha? DUFFER: He was just sayin’ that you once said you’d never follow the pint once it...
Twink’s dog

My Friends I have a lesson I certainly have a tale About how Showbiz partnerships Are destined but to fail I was runnin’ round and havin’ fun Barkin’ with me mates When a vision...
Beanzie takes on Irish Water ….

DUFFER: Would ye not tell him yourself Paval? BEANZIE: Would he not tell me what himself? DUFFER: He’s sayin’ that from today he has to charge ye extra for Hot Chocolate with water cause...
Beanzie joins Facebook

DUFFER: Paval a double expresso and a hot chocolate with water for Beanzie. Me head isn’t the Mae West after last night. Wha? Mae West, ya know, isn’t the George Best after the few...