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Monthly Archive: May 2015
May 2015

What does it take to garner sense By saying yes to the Marriage bill Not viewing through an intolerant lens And lack of human care, until You’ve sucked the life blood from your...
The Ballad of Mary Lou

My Friends I have a story, a tale I need to tell About my young life in a warzone, in the place that’s known as hell To be a true Republican you must march...
Beanzie and Duffer analyze the benefits of having two ‘aul wans……..

Duffer: Two pints of your best porter please Eamon Beanzie: Is that not one ‘a them Oxymorons……. Eamon and best porter in the same sentence Duffer: Ah good one Eamon,………He says the only Poxy...
The Honest Politician……

In these times of great Austerity it’s wonderful to know That trust in our fine fine leaders continues but to grow Unlike that Dicky Nixon who lied at Watergate We’ve never ever heard a...
I Wish I Was Bankrupt

I wish I owed millions and then I could get The house of my dreams and my own private Jet I’d head to the Hamptons where bankers are rife And I’d ‘gift’ 20 million...
The Ballad of Gerald and Lisa

Where were you when Jack was shot, From on that grassy knoll? And where were you when Packie saved Timofte’s well hit ball? Did you stop to have a look When the Berlin wall...
What’s the point of The Spire?

Duffer: Two pints Eamon and two packages ‘a Manahattan nuts. Wha? Ah good one Eamon Beanzie: What’s a good one? What did he say? Duffer: He said we’ll have to call them Cock and...
Ode to Irish Water

The people have spoken They took to the street To crank up the pressure To turn up the heat Your everyman’s broke And is giving no quarter Are they taking the piss? They’ll never...